A giant fucking boulder
A giant boulder strikes a house in Hawaii. TikTok and congress get frisky. The Fed is doing what they love.
A giant fucking boulder crashed into a house in Hawaii
Boulders don't tend to go aggro but a development nearby the neighborhood is apparently causing boulders to get really angry. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
D&D not changing their license after all
Fed raising rates but less but still raising them
The US Federal Reserve is apparently going to raise rates again for the 8th time in a row because that's the cool thing to do. Though, supposedly they'll raise it less than usual and also they'll back off?? Maybe??? A Bit????
Some guy drove off a cliff seemingly trying to kill himself and his family
Thankfully they all survived and he is now being charged with attempted murder. They basically took him from the scene to the hospital then to jail.
Bolsonaro is trying to vibe in the US
After his rendition of January 6th went down on January 8th, he is being investigated for the, y'know, insurrection stuff. But he's chilling in the US and wants to stay here so he's applying for a visa. Real normal world leader stuff.
Microsoft says Halo is still gonna be a thing
They laid off a bunch of folks at 343 but then now they're like "don't worry Halo is still a thing please keep buying it"
Tiktok and congress are getting to know each other
The TikTok CEO will testify in front of the US congress because bashing TikTok is the new hotness (nevermind the money from Facebook to shill hit pieces on TikTok).
That said, banning TikTok might be dead in the water because of existing law. Also because of lack of votes. Because its a fucking stupid way to go about "defending our national security".
Signs of the earliest stars have possibly been seen
Scientists believe they may have seen evidence of the earliest theorized stars. Essentially, the thought is that there were multiple "generations" of stars, and the JWST may have seen evidence of some of the first generation. Notably this has not yet been peer reviewed, but it has been submitted for review.