Lots of COP STUFF

Cops are doing a lot of things but not a lot of it is good things. Chevron buys back a lot of stock because thats what cool cats do.

COPS. Lots of cop stuff.

Memphis is about to go hard. After five cops seemingly tortured and murdered a man after a traffic stop, the chief of police said the footage was super bad. It's going to be released tonight and they've asked people to be peaceful lol

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Also, cops in Atlanta want to build a cop larping facility where there currently exists a community green space. They also murdered a protestor there and so thats not helping. Governor has invoked a state of emergency and called in the national guard.

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Chevron does a $75 Billion stock buyback

Glad we paid those outrageous gas prices; I feel good knowing they get to have another yacht.

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Radioactive tic-tac dropped somewhere in Australia

Don't touch it

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